Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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