There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
my poor anus
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
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