Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Randomize
