told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
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