have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
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