I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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