You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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