what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
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