I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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