Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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