Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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