There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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