She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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