i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
She's like a pop up book from hell.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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