when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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