Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
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