Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
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