You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
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