He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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