yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Drunk is not a location!
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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