yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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