Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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