i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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