i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
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