I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
Dick very happy bro
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
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