I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
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