one two three fourrrrnication!
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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