we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
Randomize
