Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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