Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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