if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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