Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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