I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
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