how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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