So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
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