i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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