Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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