we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
