you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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