If i come over, it means nothing
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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