9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
