You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Randomize
