it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
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