I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
My life is pants optional.
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