I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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