If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
it's great music for shaving your balls
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
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