Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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