Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
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