i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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