Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
