my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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