p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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