I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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