i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
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