Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
Randomize
