Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
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