We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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